There are two types of single people
- desperately wants to be in a relationship
- desperately wants to remain single for as long as possible
I am both.
- Under The Covers: I don't wanna go for a run.
- Still Under The Covers: I don't waaaannaaa...
- Putting On My Running Clothes: Mehhhhh.
- Walking Out the Door: Nnnnngghhh...
- While Running: When will it enddddddd.
- Getting Home: I WANT TO RUN ALL DAY EVERY DAY. TILL THE END OF TIME.
According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.