coffeepeople:

There are two types of single people 

  1. desperately wants to be in a relationship
  2. desperately wants to remain single for as long as possible 

I am both.

(via fitnessluvr)

  • Under The Covers: I don't wanna go for a run.
  • Still Under The Covers: I don't waaaannaaa...
  • Putting On My Running Clothes: Mehhhhh.
  • Walking Out the Door: Nnnnngghhh...
  • While Running: When will it enddddddd.
  • Getting Home: I WANT TO RUN ALL DAY EVERY DAY. TILL THE END OF TIME.

wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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(via sexxpresso)

raffina:

my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off

(via collapsed)